刀劍魔藥2 外服玩家奇葩玩法心得總結(jié) 老司機(jī)語(yǔ)錄

刀劍魔藥2 外服玩家奇葩玩法心得總結(jié) 老司機(jī)語(yǔ)錄

Dear diary: Customer comes in looking for a sword to fight off a dragon. I managed to convince him that a flute is what he needed. Today was a successful day. ——lazyness_net

日記：顧客要去殺龍，來(lái)找我買(mǎi)把劍。我設(shè)法說(shuō)服了他讓他買(mǎi)走了一把長(zhǎng)笛。離走向人生巔峰，迎娶白富美又近了一步。(●´ω`●)φ

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I'd like to be able to say "Here take this very expensive ring on your quest. But if you break it I'm going to break your legs..." ——thedesigner21

如果可以的話我想說(shuō)“拿著這個(gè)超貴的戒指去做任務(wù)吧！但是如果你把它搞壞了我就要打斷你的腿……”

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for the 900000000000 time, i dont sell iron bracers or small bows anymore. we sell non-crappy items here

這是900000000000次了，我不賣(mài)鐵護(hù)腕或短弓了。我們這不賣(mài)屎！(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

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sometimes i wish i could just close my shop for a day to be able to make some items and keep up with the rush. ——Cleu1

我tm在刀劍魔藥里工作效率這么高，啥時(shí)候上班也能這效率多好~

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Protip to new players: Building more than 1 Wood Bin, Iron Bin, etc. for holding resources is DEFINITELY a smart idea. When you have 10 of each resource to hold instead of 5, deceptively you can go an EXTREMELY longer time before you run out, since they recharge in real-time and will partially replenish (moreso with higher max counts) while you're using them up. Just make sure your shop size can hold the extra structures! Expanding 4 times ASAP helps tremendously with that. ——schwazala

新手小建議：多造倆木頭堆，鐵礦堆啥的挺好的。。巴拉巴拉巴拉。。

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cusomter "i broke this on my last quest" me: (thinking) How do you break healing herbs so they arent usefull anymore??? ——Desalzes

雇傭兵：“上個(gè)任務(wù)我把草藥給弄壞了(??`ω´?)” “你tm就說(shuō)你吃了得了唄”

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Customer: Why do I even bother? Shopkeeper: I ask myself that same question every time you walk in... ——Koibones

顧客：“我為啥天天上你這買(mǎi)東西”“我tm也琢磨呢。。”

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"Oh, what a cute shop! There are a worker, a carpenter and a bladesmith inside. Oh, I know, I totally should ask them for a magical scroll, and if they don't have one because, you know, there is NO frigging magic user in the staff, I'll just storm out yelling 'But you're ALWAYS out of stock!', seems like a totally legit and sound reaction to have." I guess the "consumers are dicks" part of owning a shop is almost perfectly rendered. —— Thouny

“矮油，這家店看起來(lái)真棒！(●'?'●)?♥有一個(gè)工人，一個(gè)木匠一個(gè)鐵匠在里面~嘿嘿。。我就去找他們買(mǎi)魔法卷軸，他們要是沒(méi)有。。廢話。。當(dāng)然沒(méi)有。。里面沒(méi)有附魔師。。然后我就朝他們大喊：‘你們tm啥都沒(méi)有！我真是日了狗！’恩恩。。就這么辦。。”

大家有沒(méi)有覺(jué)得那些來(lái)買(mǎi)東西的顧客都是嗶嗶

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"That's exactly what I had in mind." No. It wasn't. But I'm glad you think so. —— Dekmar

（店里沒(méi)貨，說(shuō)服顧客買(mǎi)了其他東西之后）顧客：“這正是我想要的東西” 不，這不是，但是我很高興你這么想。。(*´∇`*)

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those engineers are annoying:let's ask this druid if he has a pistol;you're always out of stock..unbelivable

——Pispetineba

工程師生氣中：“我去問(wèn)問(wèn)那個(gè)德魯伊，這回他造沒(méi)造出來(lái)火槍;老是缺貨。。我真是日了狗。。”

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druid makes oaken staff in THE KETTLE! my brain exploded x_X ——Azwerg

德魯伊用鍋?zhàn)龇ㄕ?！我tm看的腦漿都射出來(lái)了

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Customer: Yes, I want a gun. Keeper: Sorry, I can't afford to hire a tinkerer. I have this club. It's a lot cheaper than a gun. Customer: You never have anything >=The Next Day= Customer: Yes, I want a gun. Keeper: It's been one day and you didn't buy anything yesterday. Nothing has changed since yesterday. I still have this club. It's a lot cheaper than a gun. Customer: I'll be unstoppable with this! Keeper: I wish I had a gun... ——Koibones

顧客：“你好！ 我要一把槍” 我：“我沒(méi)錢(qián)雇造槍的發(fā)明家，我這有挺多東西比槍便宜的”顧客：“你tm啥都沒(méi)有”第二天，顧客：“你好！我要一把槍”我：“我仍然沒(méi)錢(qián)雇造槍的發(fā)明家，我的店就這些東西，這也有挺多東西，你看看別的?”顧客：“我是不可阻擋的??！我tm就要槍?。?rdquo;????

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Customers need brain transplants. If my shop is filled with disaplays for Herbs, Poitions, Scrolls, and clothing... don't come in and ask to buy a shiny new sword. I cannot recall the last time I walked into a clothing store and asked to buy a cheeseburger. ——Gorantoth

顧客都是腦殘，如果我店里擺的都是草藥和衣服。。別tm進(jìn)來(lái)問(wèn)我買(mǎi)“一把閃閃放光的劍”！反正我是不記得我上次去耐克店里買(mǎi)巨無(wú)霸是啥時(shí)候了。。

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Came to the shop for an antidote, went home with a 27k flute and an empty wallet. ——namorufa

來(lái)商店買(mǎi)解毒藥，帶著空錢(qián)包和一個(gè)2700的長(zhǎng)笛回家 _(:3 」∠)_

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75% chance to buy my ass. —— MalignantMind

他有75%的概率買(mǎi)坨屎回家。。

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Customer: I need a hat. Me: Jedi mind trick! These are the items you're looking for... *hands over sandals. Customer: This was exactly what I had in mind! *puts sandals on head and paysup. ——RedeemedWahrior

顧客：“來(lái)頂帽子吧~” 我想了一想,“你要的應(yīng)該是這個(gè)”給了他一個(gè)涼鞋 顧客：“奧對(duì)對(duì)，這正是我想要的！”把涼鞋套在了頭上并把錢(qián)付了(*?▽?*)

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To destroy the most epic and indestructible armor just give it to a newb for five minutes ——braythering

把最牛x的武器和最堅(jiān)不可摧的鎧甲給了一個(gè)3級(jí)的雇傭兵穿上，他去做了個(gè)最低級(jí)任務(wù)，5分鐘之后，裝備都?jí)牧?。。他是被叫去喝茶了吧。??_?

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Upgrade workstations early. You will be very glad later. —— elunsf2

早升級(jí)你的工作臺(tái)，到游戲后期你會(huì)非常開(kāi)森（沸騰海：不知道是不是真的。。我游戲里才30級(jí)。。）

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"I'm gonna be unstopable with this" - Level 8 Guard buys a level 1 wooden club. Yeah, we're not gonna see that guy again... ——thedesigner21

“我將無(wú)人能擋” - 一個(gè)8級(jí)的守衛(wèi)買(mǎi)了一個(gè)一級(jí)的木盾之后說(shuō)著。 好吧，我想我們應(yīng)該不會(huì)再次見(jiàn)到他了。。╮(╯▽╰)╭

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thank god for me all my customers have exactly the same shoe size. ——superchinny

謝天謝地我所有顧客鞋碼都一樣~

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"You call this a shop?". No! I call this a factory! ——catpaw

你管這個(gè)叫的商店?這tm是一個(gè)工廠！

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customer came in, asked for antidote to heal friend, convinced him that a poison blade was better. nice friend ——swordfish1swordfish1

一個(gè)顧客的朋友中毒了，來(lái)我的商店買(mǎi)解毒藥，我說(shuō)服了他買(mǎi)了把涂滿了毒藥的匕首 “奧~好朋友，一輩子”

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You know if i sell a knife to a thief i feel kinda guilty for the person who's gonna be on the other end of it ——dlarose

如果我賣(mài)給了盜賊一把匕首，我心里會(huì)忐忑不安的想，這把匕首會(huì)指向哪個(gè)無(wú)辜的人 (´?ω?`) （這個(gè)應(yīng)該是個(gè)萌萌的妹子）

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Customer: I found money under my bed so naturally I came in to buy this. *Buys Spiked Boots worth $4700* I wish I could find that kind of money under my bed!! ——yoshi623

顧客：“我在床底下找到了一些零錢(qián)，我的第一反應(yīng)就是來(lái)你這里買(mǎi)我想要的東西” *買(mǎi)尖頂靴要4700塊錢(qián)* 我希望我也能在我的床底下找到這些“零錢(qián)”！

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